Obad Imports Bail-Out plan has Wall Street Abuzz

Traders speculate Obad Imports plan superior to congress's.

WASHINGTON — The day began with an agreement that Washington hoped would end the financial crisis that has gripped the nation. Obad Imports has announced incredible incentives for customers to put their money back into the fledgling economy.

“If money isn't’t loosened up, this sucker could go down,” President Bush declared Thursday as he watched the Obad Imports $20,000 bailout package finally materialize before his eyes, according to one person in the room.

"Sure. we're a little ways away from the $700 Billion originally proposed but $20K is a great start. I urge all Americans to do their duty and purchase quality audio equipment from Obad Imports." Bush emphatically stated while hugging Obad Imports owner, Sasha Obad.

Suddenly, due to gracious buyer incentives implemented by Obad Imports, Washington seems like a kinder friendlier place.

"I'll let the site do the talking. Check it out - we're slashing prices, up to 50% with practically ever item in stock ready to ship same day! You won't believe it. It's not gonna last though - I'm not even an American. I'm Canadian!" Sasha Obad declared outside the White House steps.